Friday, 3 October 2014

Column Article

A love/hate relationship with Twitter
How one of the most useful things on the internet never ceases to annoy me.

[Picture of Twitter logo]
The source of my headache.


If thirty years ago you’d asked someone what the world would be like if anyone, anywhere could communicate with someone on the other side of the globe instantly, effortlessly and for free, you may have received a few reactions. Some may have said that it would help bring the world closer together, that with greater communication would bring greater understanding, leading to peace between contrasting groups around the planet. Or if you’re a cynic such as myself and you don’t believe any of that hippy nonsense, then you may have said something along the lines of ‘Great! More people to annoy me with stuff I don’t care about’. As of 2014, social networking site Twitter has upwards of 250 million people using their site to share the most mundane and uninteresting going-ons in their lives.

As much as I bash Twitter I still find myself oddly drawn to it as a service, as it is more the people that use it that give me headaches rather than the actual site itself. I find that if you can narrow down the people you see to those who share common interest as you it can actually be rather useful and interesting. Imagine the potential from having a group of minds focused around a single subject all contributing ideas and opinions from all over the globe.
                                                                                                
But no. We use this great advancement in communication in technology for stupid reasons like taking pictures of food or to moan about some of the pointless stuff we can. I’m all for having a moan as [SPOILER ALERT] that’s what 90% of this article is about, but complaining to a bunch of people sat in front their computer screens wont make the bus come quicker or make you that sandwich because your hungry.
The worst part is the hive mind Twitter users seem to have. When a hash tag comes up that requires people to even attempt to be witty, the average is five jokes. Five. Five jokes that are constantly repeated between twenty thousand or so people trying to scrounge retweets from others in an attempt to validate their poor attempt at comedy. After seeing the same awful joke for the twentieth time inside an hour, the urge festers inside you to put your fist through something. It’s like the people mindlessly copying and pasting it straight into my timeline never had the thought cross their mind that people may possibly have seen the joke before. It would be like if the Edinburgh Fringe had every comedian repeating the five jokes from the back of Penguin bars, its terrible.

On top of this is the Twitter hate hive mind that befalls people who excessively tweet stuff that (ironically) annoy the masses, honorable mentions going to TV presenter Piers Morgan and footballer Joey Barton, to the point that the people blindly sending hateful comments towards those half the time have no idea what they themselves are going on about. Even worse is the racial hate some get like ex-footballer Stan Collymore, the amount of racial abuse and abuse in general this guy gets is sickening. Admittedly he’s not a saint, far from it, but does the guy deserve to be living with hate more akin to the 60's and 70's than 2014?  No. And chances are half the people abusing the guy over Twitter would never even dream of saying such stuff to the guy in person.

Although this being said, being a football fan, Twitter allows for some great … ‘debates’, if you can call 19 year old's swearing and generally taking a shot at one another about anything other than the teams they support ‘debating’. I can. From a neutral point of view, it’s almost as entertaining as the football itself, some times more so.
I suppose the upside of Twitter is that any annoying crap that some one wants to say they have to be inside 140 characters, which makes it kind of bearable  but not by much. Tweeting about your mad Saturday night and wanting McDonalds to deliver will still make me hate you, just hate you in a small amounts of words.

The worst part is even though I've spent the last god knows how long explaining everything that I hate about Twitter, I can’t stop using it. As much as I complain about it, whenever I have a spare moment, like waiting for a bus or what ever, I whip out my phone and browse Twitter. I wish it was a simple as ‘stop using it’ as many have often said I should do when I bring up how much I hate it. It’s like a subconscious addiction to see what people deem important enough to tell me about.

In all though, I can see why Twitter has had such a wide appeal to people, even it does just boil down to everyone just spouting out what nonsense pops into their heads. Maybe I am being cynical for the sake of being cynical, if close to a quarter of a billion people worldwide use Twitter, it has to be doing something right. Maybe it’s everyone else that’s wrong.


I’m inclined to go with the latter.

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